My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GE

I'm a geek of engineering.

Dress: d

I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning.

Shape: s+:+

I'm a little taller than most.

I'm a little rounder than most.

Age: a+

I'm between 40 and 49.

Computers: C++

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

Unix: UBL*

BSD:

I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

Linux:

I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

Other Unix:

I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

Perl: P+++

Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines.

Linux: L++

I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.

Emacs: E

Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.

Web: W++

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

Usenet: N

Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.

Usenet Oracle: !o

I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.

Kibo: K?

What's Kibo?

Windows: !w

I don't use Windows.

OS/2: !O

I don't use OS/2.

Macintosh: !M

I don't use a Mac.

VMS: !V

I don't use VMS.

Politics-Social: PS

I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now.

Politics-Economic: PE

Distrust both government and business.

Cypherpunks: !Y

I am not a cypherpunk.

PGP: !PGP

I don't use PGP.

Trek: t

It's just another TV show.

Babylon 5: 5

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

X-Files: X+

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

Roleplaying: !R

I don't role-play.

Television: tv-

I watch tv for the news and 'special programming'.

Books: b++

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

Dilbert: DI--

Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute.

DOOM!: !D

I don't play Doom.

Geek Code: G

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

Education: e

Finished High School

Housing: h+

Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.

Relationships: r-

I have difficulty maintaining a relationship.

Sex[?]: z-

Not having sex by choice.